March 2, 2025
Movie Review: WHAT DREAMS MAY COME Trailer (1998) | Classic Trailer
Kathy McCarty Cover Version of "I Had a Dream" by Daniel Johnston
Greetings -- I Suppose
I hate buying cards. Birthdays, weddings, anniversaries, glad you didn’t die —— it’s a chore. There never seems to be an appropriate message inside, or the artwork is simply silly, or meaningless. Happy Anniversary: here’s a couple sitting in a canoe on a lake. Get well soon: here’s a dog wearing a cast on one of its legs. Haha! I’d rather flee a swarm of angry wasps, or accidentally walk in on a Satanic human sacrifice than shop for a card. Like I said, I hate buying cards, and if you get one from me, either my wife bought it, or I must really, really like you.
January 5, 2024
Swing On By Emergency Room
At first, I thought that this was a joke. It’s a serious toy set sold on Amazon, and it came up in my feed. Any parent who buys this for their kids either loves visiting the emergency room or hates their children. Seriously, a swing hung from a tension bar in a doorway? First, when we were kids, we treated swing sets like launch pads to the moon. We would pump hard enough so that we swung back and forth higher than the bar. And what kid wouldn’t be tempted to jump off the damn thing, whether it’s indoors or outside? Crash! Right into the China cabinet. Or the kid jumps and flies through a plate-glass window. Even if nothing else, the kid swings high enough to bonk their head on the ceiling. Also, do you think that flimsy tension bar is strong enough to not break off? We used to rock the entire swing set hard enough to pull the poles out of the ground. Even if the parents have the skills and tools to install it properly, the molding trim around the door will rip off, sending the kid flying. Put the swing aside and look at what comes with it: a knotted rope and a rope ladder. Watch the kids accidentally hang themselves with the knotted rope while playing a 21st century version of Tarzan. Also, count the minutes until the kids get the idea to dangle the rope ladder out of a window to scale down the side of their house and then plunge to their death. Amazing. Do I sound like a parent, or what? I survived childhood in the 1960s and 1970s when playgrounds culled the weak and unlucky from the herd. Concrete, steel, and scraped knees are what I remember. Because of that, I know what my friends and I would do with this home swing set and ropes. If my siblings and I had this set when we were young, our parents would have invested in their own ambulance. I don’t want kids to play survival games like we did when we were young. Oh Lord.
*Originally posted on my Facebook page 12/14/2021
Surprise! People Seen Reading in a Bookstore
A few weeks ago I bought a new wallet. As per standard operating procedure, I waited a while before I went through the task of switching everything from my old wallet to the new one. It’s always a surprise as to what I will find buried inside that I had completely forgotten I had. In this case I discovered a Barnes and Noble gift card. I can’t remember where I got it from or who gave it to me. Anyway, I went to the bookstore and was surprised to see that not only was the store packed, people were buying books. Yes. The lost art of reading seems to be making a comeback— a least from my perspective. It was refreshing to see folks in the comfy chairs with an open book in their hands. I bought a copy of Bhagavad Gita and felt happier because the internet, cell phones, iPads, and online apps have a tenacious, enduring competitor — books.
*Originally posted on my Facebook page 1/15/2022
Urgh! A Memory Returns
Urgh! A Music War came out in 1981. However, I did not see it until years later. The film features bands I like and some I don’t. There are songs here I enjoy live, but I don’t care for the studio version. However, while the film and the album are out of circulation, loyal fans have curated videos of the film on YouTube. Damn, time has flown by. I graduated high school in 1981 and this movie and the music brings me back to the halls of Copiague Senior High School during the age of typical teen rebellion and planning for the future. While I don’t want to wander down a treacly path of nostalgia, I need to pull up the covers and warm myself to the memories of my youth now and then. If you get a chance, look up the videos on YouTube and sink into your teens again. Then look forward to a brighter future.
Nice Job, Deskjet!
Whenever I replace an ink cartridge, my printer insists on printing a test page. Every time? How about getting it right the first time? What am I supposed to do with these results when they come out? “Nice job, HP Deskjet 2755e! I knew you could do it!” I think it’s nothing but another way for the printer companies to get you to waste ink and buy more. And don’t get me started as to why ink cartridges cost more money than what I spent on the printer.
January 1, 2024
Finding Faith
Alan Vaughn and his wife, Janet, got into a car accident. Janet dies in the crash, and Alan is in a coma. When he awakens, he believes God wishes for him to carve a work of art. Alan starts the project with unfamiliar tools and skills, enduring pain from his crash injuries. Alan finishes his artwork, which inspires deep devotion in others, and he loses his faith. Those who want more of his work, and reporters who are looking to tell his story, pursue Alan. Alan distances himself from his art and begins a personal journey to find God again.
When my father was alive, I could refer to him and say that
he had enough devotion for his entire family. We attended mass when we visited
him, or when he came to our home for the weekend, I took him to our church.
When he died, those opportunities vanished, and so did my connection to the
church.
Dad was the spiritual leader of our family. My parents would
bring their six children to Our Lady of the Assumption each Sunday, as it was
their duty to do so. I modeled my belief in God after theirs: stoic,
unquestioned, and rooted in the rites and traditions of holy days and holidays.
In my teenage years, I rebelled and questioned my belief in God as only an
insolent seventeen-year-old could. It was natural to me that if I were to
challenge my parents, I too would turn from the Lord as the ultimate affront to
my mother and father and their beliefs.
As a parent, I made sure that my kids each received their
sacraments, and that made my father happy, as he was glad that we at least gave
our children a chance to find their own faith. After my mother died, I would
take my father to the five o’clock mass each Saturday when he came to stay with
us. During this period, I learned that my father’s belief in God was not some
habit drilled into him as a boy while attending catholic school. His conviction
struck him during WWII on a battlefield in Italy when he had been shot and left
for dead. In a magical coincidence, he awoke as he was being administered last
rites by an army chaplain. He thought he had died, and when he looked at the
face of the man praying over him, clad in olive drab and holding a prayer book,
he recognized him to be a priest from back home. From then on, he knew deep
within his heart that he was alive, and that God willed it so.
There was no such calling for me. When I pray, it is as
though I am poking my head into a large, empty, darkened room and calling out
to no one. The only light is a sliver sneaking in from behind me. From time to
time, I check in to see if someone answered or if he left a note on the door
for me. But, right now there is nothing beyond that entrance except empty
space.
Maybe soon, during the next holiday season, as Christmas
music fills the shopping malls and the radio airwaves, I’ll rap on the door
again. Perhaps no one will answer, but I will keep returning. There will be an
answer one day when I call out. I have faith.